who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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