I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
