You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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