Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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