do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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