Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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