He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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