Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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