does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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