We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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