After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
