She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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