I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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