Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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