I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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