half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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