You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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