D3 body, D1 cock
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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