put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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