Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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