Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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