YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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