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(513): View more from Ohio

i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore

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(540): View more from Virginia

my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged

(703): View more from Virginia

just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit

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(862): View more from New Jersey

found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"

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(515): View more from Iowa

The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??

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(201): View more from New Jersey

There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying

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(218): View more from Minnesota

She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.

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