worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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