next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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