I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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