Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
please don't ironically join a cult
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