He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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