you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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