Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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