so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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