shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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