Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
worst night to have a conscience
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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