wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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