Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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