I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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