I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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