yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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