Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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