matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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