Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
wow bdsm is so cute
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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