Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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