I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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