Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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