great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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