Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
