What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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