just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
How external is "for external use only"?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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