I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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