He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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