i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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