Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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