i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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