In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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