just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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